The somewhat cheeky (if not inaccurate) title - as well as the concept - for this post come from a similarly named feature at Stylus Magazine from late 2007. Not withstanding my previous reservations about the efficacy of the list in film criticism, I view this as a good opportunity to reflect back on the previous eight-plus years of film and to collect a sampling of online criticism - both popular and semi-academic - covering the ten features that I've selected, even as, per the post's title, we've got another 991 1/2 years left to go.Below you'll find the ten films ranked in order and followed by a selection of links to the relevant critical pieces.

The Art of Memory, "Thirteen Images of Walking Through Fog from Werckmeister Harmonies"
Fred Camper, "Preserving Disorder"
Chris Fujiwara, "Reality Cinema: Béla Tarr's Werckmeister Harmonies"
Jeremiah Kipp, "Werckmeister Harmonies"
Gabe Klinger, "Hope Deep Within: Béla Tarr's Werckmeister Harmonies"
Jonathan Romney, "Outside the Whale"
Andrew Schenker, "Adapting Krasznahorkai"
Jeremiah Kipp, "Werckmeister Harmonies"
Gabe Klinger, "Hope Deep Within: Béla Tarr's Werckmeister Harmonies"
Jonathan Romney, "Outside the Whale"
Andrew Schenker, "Adapting Krasznahorkai"
Acquarello, "Platform"
Ed Gonzalez, "Platform"
J. Hoberman, "All the World's a Stage: Pop Art as History in a Chinese Epic"
Darren Hughes, "Platform"
Chet Mellema, "Platform"
3. Mulholland Drive - David Lynch - 2001
Ed Gonzalez, "Platform"
J. Hoberman, "All the World's a Stage: Pop Art as History in a Chinese Epic"
Darren Hughes, "Platform"
Chet Mellema, "Platform"
3. Mulholland Drive - David Lynch - 2001
Ed Gonzalez, "Mulholland Drive"
J. Hoberman, "Points of No Return"
Maximilian Le Cain, "In Dreams: A Review of Mulholland Drive"
Kirsten Ostherr and Arash Abizadeh, "Amnesia, Obsession, Cinematic U-Turns: On Mulholland Drive"
Michael Joshua Rowin, "This Magic Moment"
Matt Zoller Seitz, "Mulholland Drive"
Scott Thill, "The Not-So-Straight Story: David Lynch's Mulholland Drive"
4. Three Times - Hou Hsiao-Hsien - 2005

Manohla Dargis, "'Three Times' Tells Three Stories of Love, Each Illuminated by an Inner Light"
J. Hoberman, "Repeat Performance"
Jonathan Rosenbaum, "History and Love"
Nick Schager, "Three Times"
Dag Sødtholt, "The Complexity of Minimalism: Hou Hsiao-Hsien's Three Times"
Charles R. Warner, "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: Hou Hsiao-Hsien's Optics of Ephemerality"
5. The Wayward Cloud - Tsai Ming-Liang - 2005

Helen Bandis, Adrian Martin and Grant McDonald, "The 400 Blow Jobs"
Chris Fujiwara, "The Round, the Flat and the Impossible: The Wayward Cloud"
Ian Johnston, "How Sweet to be a Cloud"
Daivd Phelps, "Multiple Personality Films"
Keith Uhlich, "The Wayward Cloud"
6. L'Enfant - Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne - 2005

James Crawford (with Nick Pinkerton and Jeanette Catsoulis), "Amazing Grace: Jean-Piere and Luc Dardenne's L'Enfant"
Ed Gonzalez, "L'Enfant"
J. Hoberman, "A Child Escaped"
Ed Gonzalez, "L'Enfant"
J. Hoberman, "A Child Escaped"
Ian Johnston, "We're Just Taller Children"
Armond White, "Baby Dance"
7. Grizzly Man - Werner Herzog - 2005

Armond White, "Baby Dance"
7. Grizzly Man - Werner Herzog - 2005

Michael Atkinson, "Claws and Effect"
Dan Jardine and Ben Livant, "Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man"
Chris Justice, "Grizzly Man"
Omar Odeh, "Signs of Life"
Nick Schager, "Grizzly Man"
Andrew Schenker, "Flaherty's Indifferent Universe; Herzog's Malevolent Universe"
8. Millennium Mambo - Hou Hsiao-Hsien - 2001

Dan Jardine and Ben Livant, "Werner Herzog's Grizzly Man"
Chris Justice, "Grizzly Man"
Omar Odeh, "Signs of Life"
Nick Schager, "Grizzly Man"
Andrew Schenker, "Flaherty's Indifferent Universe; Herzog's Malevolent Universe"
8. Millennium Mambo - Hou Hsiao-Hsien - 2001

J. Hoberman, "Goodbye Youth, Goodbye"
Dennis Lim, "Let it Snow"
Andrew Schenker, "Audio in Hou's Millennium Mambo"
Dennis Lim, "Let it Snow"
Andrew Schenker, "Audio in Hou's Millennium Mambo"
Godfrey Cheshire, "Jacques Rivette Adopts a Classic of French Realist Cinema"
Glenn Kenny, "The Duchess of Langeais"
Nathan Lee, "The Duchess of Langeais: She Got Game"
David Phelps, "Worlds Apart: The Girl Can't Help It"

Dan Callahan, "A Woman in Trouble is Rescued and Loved"
Fernando F. Croce, "Inland Empire: Dark... and Inescapable"
Ed Gonzalez, "Inland Empire"
J. Hoberman, "Wild at Heart"
Jonathan Rosenbaum, "Hollywood from the Fringes"
Keith Uhlich, "Strange What Love Does: David Lynch's INLAND EMPIRE"




The satisfactions of early Dreyer – say pre-Joan of Arc – are available to the viewer in a somewhat limited quantity. Those looking for embryonic signs of the director’s signature style, augmented by the occasionally spectacular sequence – Michael’s painting of the Princess, for example, or the climax of the Inquisition episode in Leaves from Satan’s Book – will find what they’re looking for; those expecting fully formed masterpieces or even any kind of consistently sustained brilliance, alas, will not. Still, if there’s one early work that satisfies most completely on its own terms, it’s probably the filmmaker’s 1920 feature The Parson’s Widow and that’s largely because, until a sudden late shift in the narrative, it’s played pretty much as comedy, an approach that seemed more amenable to the young Dreyer than the epic solemnity he would undertake in Leaves or the heavily educed melodrama of Michael, and allowed him to narrow (as well as deepen) his focus by shifting his attention to the smaller scale lifestyle of a tiny Norwegian village.
In his monograph on Samuel Beckett, A. Alvarez famously characterizes the author’s trilogy as “a terminal vision, a terminal style and, from the point of view of possible development, a work at least as aesthetically terminal as [James Joyce’s] Finnegan’s Wake”. As used by Alvarez, the term denotes both an artistic vision thoroughly steeped in mortality, an “undeviating withdrawal from [...] the exterior world”, and a stylistic approach that represents an end in itself, where no further explorations are possible in a given direction. Just as Joyce’s nocturnal language comprised of every conceivable extant language and a slew of neologisms is not an approach that can be duplicated or an example that can be built upon, the increasingly deconstructed language employed by Beckett in his trilogy, comprised of an endless, repetitive stream of words stripped of grammar, narrative thrust and (largely) meaning, is an approach that represents the termination of another line of æsthetic inquiry. What remains at the end of Beckett is a pure stream of language.


